Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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