Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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