I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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