i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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