ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
my liver is dry heaving
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
