If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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