i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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