I hate your face
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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