he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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