4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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