Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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