I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I love you.
Bad choice
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
