Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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