Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Randomize
