Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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