you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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