Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
50% drunk capacity currently
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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