I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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