she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just want nice things and good sex
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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