My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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