He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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