You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
