Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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