He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
A bitchslap is in order.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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