the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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