UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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