We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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