I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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