That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Alive.
So much puke
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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