the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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