he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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