She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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