I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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