Acid is not a monday night drug
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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