Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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