like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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