is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
this will be a night to untag.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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