She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
