Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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