I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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