butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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