writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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