literally had 100 drinks last night.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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