who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it's great music for shaving your balls
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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