He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
