We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
