He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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