no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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