i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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