Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
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go home
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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