walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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