I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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