Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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